I had to pick up a package from the Post Office today. As I was walking to the customer service window I heard the postal employee at the counter tell someone on the phone "yes, they are good forever. Yes, you can use them forever." And then he hung up.
Laughing I asked him if someone just called to ask if 'Forever Stamps" were really good forever.
He started cracking up and said 'yes'.
There are so many days I'm glad I don't work with the public (and I'm pretty sure the public is glad I'm not working with them)!