Heard Saturdday night, riding to Penn Station on the Long Island Railroad
Lady #1 - cough, cough, hack, cough, hack, hack, hack, cough, cough, cough
Lady #2 - (presumably a friend of Lady #1 - hands over a bottle of water) Here is some water it should help your cough.
Lady #1 - (takes a big drink from the bottle and stops coughing) Thanks that helped, would you like your water back?
Lady #2 - No.
