I'm walking in the building, and especially during the summer months, each evening there is a dog club meeting on our stoop. They are relatively polite to non-dog owners, but you know you are not part of the club.
Anyway I stop to pet Jed and Maggie (two small dogs who live in our building). As I pet Maggie she kind of jumps up and I notice she has red nails.
I ask her owner "Did you paint her nails?"
Her reply - "Oh yes, I need to do mine tonight" (as she shoes me her toes).
So you can mock me for having 4 cats, but I'm not in my apartment painting their nails!